SAD SUICIDE STORY:-
A biker saw a gal abt 2 jump off a bridge.
He stops n asks, “Wat r u doin?”
Gal-m gonna commit suicide.
Boy-b4 u jump y dont u giv me a kiss?
She agrees.
Aftr kissin he says-Wow! Dat ws d bst kis.
Y r u comittin suicide?
Gal-My parnts dnt lyk me dressin up lyk a gal..
THE BIKER JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE… 
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