(Did you know “A joke a day keeps the doctor away”? Unless he happens to be your fun-Doctor, in which case enhanced empathy with him is the outcome!)
ISE KAHTEY HAIN : Dil Tera Deewana Hai Sanam !!!
(In the GenNext Aashiqui style)
Girl calls a boy:
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Girl: Hello baby
Boy: Ohh janu bolo
Girl: Kahan ho yar, subah se koi aata pata nahi ..!
Boy: Are hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankhon me..
Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho……..??
Boy: Tumhari pic dekh raha hun, kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..
Girl: Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi nahi ..!!
Boy: Are mere dil me chhapi hai barson se..
Girl: But hum to parson hi mile hain…!!
Boy: Tumhare bina har ek pal barson jaisa hai Pinky….
Girl: Pinky…?? Ye Pinky kaun hai..?? main to RUHI hun
Boy: Tumse baat karke mai to sab bhool jata hun..
Girl: Tum Rocky ho na….??
Boy: Gharwale to Vicky bulate hain, lekin wo galat ho sakte hain tum nahi..
Girl: Ye 09100xxxxxxxx hai na….??
Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se yehi hai….